Week 11 Teusday Afternoon Reserve Punter

Okay, I;d really appreciate that if I've got someething in my nose, that someone would tell me. It's not rude. It's the right thing to do. I'd much rather you let me know than walk around all day like that. It's like if someone's paants are unzipped, let them know. A second of embarassment pales in comparison to what you're sentencing them to otherwise.

People are going crazy with the release of the new Twilight movie. I don't get it, really, but I've come to grips with the fact that I won't get why an unoriginal story about werewolves and vampires is so enthralling. I also understand that people won't understand why I like some of the stuff I like, for example, superhero movies. I'm fine with that.

What I don't get, however, what I've never gotten is why people go so crazy for the release of a movie. I've never gotten that worked up for a movie. The movie I've gotten the most excited about pre-release was probably The Simpsons. Still, I'd never wait in line, in costume, to see it. In fact, it was just a matter of coincidence that I saw it the day it was released. Really, it was. We'd gone to the mall. While the girls were going to spend hours window shopping, a few of us decided to go see amoive. When we got to the theatre, we saw that the only movie starting within a half an hour was, in fact, The Simpsons.

To be fair, though, I'd been a fan of the show for 15 years and had been anticipating a movie for almost as long. So my excitement, was somewhat justified. Yet, the way people get when a new Star Wars comes out, or Harry Potter, or Twilight, seems beyond comprehension. I envy those people. To be that excited about something must be tremendous.

Anyway, on to the TARP

Week 11 Power Rankings

1.) Indy Colts
2.) N.O. Saints
3.) Minny Vikings
4.) N.E. Patriots
5.) S.D. Chargers
6.) Zona Cardinal
7.) Dallas Cowboys
8.) Cincy Bengals
9.) G.B. Packers
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Week 11 Thoughts I Think I Thought About Thinking

1.) Terrible losses by both the Steelers and the Bengals. The Steelers loss was far worse. The Bengals were coming off a few huge divisional wins and travelled west to play a weak team with huge Jeff George Phenomenon potential. Classic trap game. That said, the way Cincy lost was horrible with Caldwell fumbling the kickoff at the end. Keep in mind though, Cincy's got two fluke losses this year.

2.) The Lions-Browns game was a picture perfect example of why my idea for a the NFL just putting the crappy teams together. Yes, you'll take away some huge upsets like Chiefs-Steelers and Raiders-Bengals, but you make up for that with absolute classics like Lions-Browns. Forget the UFL, I'd much rather watch this. Anyway, as for the game itself, the ending was tremendous. Enough's been said about how gutsy Matt Stafford was, don't need me to harp on it. What I do want to talk about is the two coaches.

First, Jim Caldwell, what are you doing? That's your franchise running out there with a potentially seperated shoulder! This game's not that important. You can't risk the health of your organization's future. You could see see Stafford mouthing after the play, "It popped out!" while holding his left shoulder. Dumb.

3.) I am not fan of Eric Mangini. Never liked him as a head coach. Liked him even less with how he handled the QB situation all this year. However, I'm hearing people ripping Mangini for calling a timeout after the pass interference call. Either to argue the call or, as he said,, to get the right personel on the field. Critics are saying that the timeout was dumb because it allowed Stafford to come back in to the game to toss the gwinning TD, he wouldn't have been aloowed in otherwise. There is absolutely no way Mangini should've known Stafford would return from the hit he took.

Whatever the reason for him calling timeout, it wasn't a terrible decision. It turned out to hurt him, but he did nothing wrong there. This is a classic example of media reacting to a result rather than the decision. If Stafford came back in and thre an incomplete pass, or got hurt, Caldwell would've been destroyed for letting Stafford back in. Now, though< Mangini gets ripped solely because they lost.

4.) It's got to be said, Brett Favre is having an unbelievable season, all things considered. Media love aside, Favre deserves a ton of credit. Not saying he doesn't get enough, we all know he does, but still he's playing great.

5.) With all the throwback jerseys the NFL's played with this year, it was only a matter of time before they played a "Throwback Offense" game like they did with Cowboys-Redskins.

6.) After just a little more maturation and consistancy with his intermediate routes, DeSean Jackson will joing Larry Fitzgerald and the Johnsons in the elite group of WRs. Moreover, he and Maclin have the potential to be the best WR tandem in the NFL down the road.

7.) The Texans lost last night, partly because they decided to settle for a 49 yard FG atempt for the win. Most people are saying that the Texans had enough time to run another play, call timeout, and set up for a shorter FG try. This is true, but the kicker's got to make th kick. An NFL kicker should be able to make that kick. No, it's not a chip shot by any means, but it's not 59 yards. That's your job, make the kick.

8.) Jay Cutler is rattled. That's the only explanation for why he's missing WRs running wide open deep. It seems he's trying to avoid a pick so much that he's trying to be too perfect. He wasn't putting any air on the deep balls. A bad NFL QB could make the throws he was missing.

9.) I've no idea why Rex Ryan hasn't benched the Sanchise. Not to start a game, but during a game that he's stinking up the joint, sit him down. Give him a breather. Let him watch. Tell him he's going to start the following week, no problem, but let him sit for a half.

10.) Note to the Jets and their great CB Revis: You got psyched out so badly this week. The Jets wanted to make sure Moss didn't go off because of all the pre game talking, they forgot to cover Welker. Even after the game, the Jets wanted to point out how great Revis played (Moss did catch a TD in front of him). You know, as great as Revis is, why not put him on the guy who's single handedly murdering your team in the passing game. The Jets wouldn't do it, it might've been percieved as if Revis was scared of Moss or something, so Welker did whatever he wanted. Make adjustments people!

Limerick of the Week

The Chicago Bear train has run of the track
The Monsters of the Midway have gotten real whack
Cutler throwin a pick
Didn't make me as sick
As Devin Hester showing us his crack

Peace