Week 14 Tuesday Afternoon Reserve Punter

I need to apologize. I was really busy today and that's why this is up so late. Not only that, I didn't have time to write a pre-TARP post. I promise to make it up with a post sometime during this week.

Week 14 Power Rankings

1.) Indy Colts

2.) N.O. Saints

3.) S.D. Chargers

4.) Minny Vikings

5. Arizona Cardinals

6.) Philly Eagles

7.) CIncy Bengals

8.) Denver Broncos

9.) G.B. Packers

10.) N.E. Pats

Week 14 Thoughts I Think I Thought About Thinking

1.) Eric Mangini might have just saved his job.

2.) Extremely entertaining Sunday Night game. Don't know if it's the "Game of the Year." A game needs to be played well to be considered that. Both sides made too many mistakes for it to be considered a great game.

3.) People need to calm down about the Cowboys December problems. They lost a close game to a division rival and then to a really good Chargers team. The Cowboys may not make the playoffs, but it's got nothing to do with December, outside of the fact that their remaining of their schedule is murder.

4.) Alex Smith and Brady Quinn have to have cemented their positions as starters next year.

5.) Jet fans are getting a bit overconfident again. Their three wins that consitute their "turnaround" have been against the Bucs, Bills, and Panthers. Plus, they lose the tiebreaker to all the teams their fighting with. Tough chances making the plahyoffs there.

6.) Both Giants fans and Eagles fans need to be concerned with the play of their defenses last week. Neither QB had any issue moving the ball downfield. But Eagles fans can take solace in that it might have been just a one game aberration, Giants fans cannot hold on to that same hope.

7.) SI spent the past week doing a retrospective on the past decade in the NFL. Peter King did a horrible job. He had two columns: an All Decade Team and The Highlights of the Decade. First, Peter King never states what his favorite NFL team is. He's a Boston Red Sox fan. He loves Tom Bradu, always talks about texting him. Connect the dots. If you still can't figure it out, you probably will after this. First, I got two big problems with his all decade team. One, he left Michael Strahan off the team. His reasoning? Strahan only played eight years in the decade, as did Ed Reed who's on the team. So I guess King's saying that Strahan, one of the greatest defensive lineman of all time doesn't deserve to be on any All Decade Team. He was left off for Aaron Smith and Jason Taylor. Really.

Next, he had Mike Vrabel on the team. I still don't understand the reasoning there. Sure Mike Vrabel was a good LB, very versatile, but not deserving to be on an All Decade Team. I'm surprised he left off Troy Brown.

8.) When it came to the Highlights of the decade, King continued his lunacy. Most dramatic game of the decade? A Monday night game where tha Packers blew out the Raiders. Why? Because Favre played a great game the day after his father died. Great story? Sure. Most dramatic game of the year? No way.

Best coach and Franchise of the Decade? Bellichick and the Patriots. The two entities that shamed the NFL with a cheating scandal. Speaking of which...

The Best Single Sseaon (NOT just regular season) Team of the Decade? The 07 Pats. A team that didn't even win the title! AND was busted for cheating.

Best Playoff Game (Non SB): The Nick Harper Colts Steelers game. Not a terrible game. But there were so many that were better. How bout Panthers-Rams that went into double OT? How about Eagles Packers with 4th and 28? How about Giants Packers that went into OT? How about the Giants collpse against the Niners? These are just off the top of my head. Of course, he won't put a Favre failure in there.

Now let's talk about XLII. I know Peter doesn't want to.

Best single game SUper Bowl performance went to the absolute dominating victory the Ravens had over the Giants. Not the performance the Giants had beating the greatest single season team of the decade.

Best SB? Of course it was the poorly played Cards-Steelers game. Not XLII.

So what does King give the Giants? Best upset. A title the Giants players made clear they hated because it assumed that they were not the better team. Of course, it was an upset, but it just reeks that his only mention of the game

Now, on to pafe 2.

Bet trade? Pats deal for Moss. Bet he'd like to change that already. Shows what a great deal that was. How bout, the Chargers getting the picks for Brees and LDT for Michael Vick? How about the Chargers getting the picks for Rivers, Merriman, Sproles, and Kaeding for Eli?

Best individual rivalry? Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. Yeah, loved all the times they were on the field at the same time.Sorry about this, needed to vent.

9.) Great job by Collinsworth pointing out that Manningham's had issues with the sideline all year. That's something most Giants fans had noticed (Bad job by me never mentioning it), but I was surprises ed that a national broadcaster was aware of it.

10.) The place to attack any defense is over the middle of the field. That's especially true for the Giants. The misconception with the Giants is that their DBs are weak so they should be attacked deep down the sidelines. That's not entirely true. Their CBs are solid enough, They could defend the sidelines and fly patterns. Their safeties and LBs are weak. It's easy to pick them apart between the two units.

Limerick of the Week

Patriot fans have started cryin

Cuz Randy Moss has quit tryin

But they need not curse

It could easily be worse

And they could be rootin for the Gians.

Peace

Week 13 Teusday Afternoon Reserve Punter

Gotta talk about something I no very little about: American Idol. I've a few problems with the show. First, they're only finding pop stars. That's cutting off quite a few people who'd want to win. Rappers and rock singers have no shot. Success in music has to do with more than pure singing ability,of course I know this stuff with my experience in the industry. Can you imagine anyone else singing for the Chili Peppers instead of Anthony Kiedis? He's not a traditionally good singer. Does not have a great voive, but he works for them, and someone else wouldn't.

My bigger issue with Idol is purely logical. Follow me here. The show is ridiculously succesful. Anytone with any singing talent, and plenty of people with none, try out for the show. So the people who end up in the top ten are logically the best of the group. Then, the following year, the same people try out other than last year's top ten. Doesn't that mean the talent pool is dwindekuing every year? I know there's an age restriction; I think you have to be at least 18, but all the people who get in to the new top ten aren't 18 year olds. Most are probably people who tried previous years, but fell short. Is it really any wonder that the first winner has had the most success, followed only by the third?

One other note on reality shows, I watched the debut of "Jersey Shore" last week. I was a bit nervous about what the show would do Jersey's already diminished reputation around the nation, but I quickly was hooked in. The show is hilarious. There's 8 people on the show, but really there's only 2. All the guys are the same guy and all the girls are the same girl. I'd reccomend you tune in just for the accents. Great stuff

BTW, I'm being mauled by all these Hess commercials for their new race car. Hess has promoted their holiday truck for years now. As if people have made it a tradition to buy the 25 dollar truck every year. I don't know anyone who gets gas from Hess, let alone toys.

Aight, on to the TARP

Week 13 Power Rankings

1.) N.O. Saints
2.) Indy Colts
3.) Minny Vikings
4.) S.D. CHargers
5.) 'Zona Cardinals
6.) Cincy Bengals
7.) Philly Eagles
8.) Denver Broncos
9.) Dallas Cowboys
10.) N.E. Pats

Week 13 Thoughts I Think I Thought About Thinking

1.) Rex Ryan's the sole reason why there's any scrutiny of the way Mark Sanchez slides. Why'd he have to bring in Joe Girardi? He couldn't find a local little league coach to do it? That was grand standing at it's worst. How hard is it to slide? I could do it! But that's not even the worst part. After the game, he critcized Sanchez for going in headfirst to try to pick up a crucial first down. Sanchez hurt himself doing that, twisting his kneee, but it was absolutely the right move. You have to teach your QB when to slide feetfirst not how. Sanchez did the right thing going in head first there, but his coach called him a "knucklehead" for doing so.

2.) I'm far from being a Brett Favre apolagist, but his game this week was understandeable. He was due for a bad game, and you could play a lot worse of a game than he did on Sunday.

3.) Robert Meecham made the greatest play this football season. Chasing the defender who'd intercepted Brees, getting to him, stripping him (only of the ball thankfully as Olbermann would say), taking the ball the other way for six. Crazy. 14 point swing. It was a let down game for New Orleans coming off an emotional win with a short week and a sneakily tough opponent were able to pull off the win after being down early. Impressive.

4.) Way too many short kicks are missed in the league. I think GMs fall in love with a big leg. Give me a kicker who's automatic from 35, steady from 45, and okay from 50 anyday. At least that way you know where you stand with him. You know what's scoring position. You have these guys who could reach the net from midfield, but can't kick it straight. Enough to give any fan a heart attack.

5.) Don't know what's wrong with Brady. He's not seeing open recievers, he's overthrowing them when he does see them, and just making poor throws. It's not his knee. Those picks he threw last week had nothing to do with injury. I fully expect him to explode this week against the Panthers.

6.) Looks like the Niners are finally figuring out Alex Smith. He can't pass from under center, so they're going shotgun heavy and he's thriving. You'll remember he never threw from under center in college when he was so succesful. This might hurt Gore, though.

7.) Too many times I am seeing QBs drop into the shotgun on short yardage situations. I don't get it. Why are you taking the threat of the run out? Of course, you can run from shotgun, but that's more of a surprise. No defense plays the run when a team's in the gun. They don't have to in short yardage situations because it's a slow developing play that they could react in time. Runs from shotgun are ost effective in obvious passing downs, not when the offense should cosider running.

8.) Money lost due to incarciration: about $100 million. Money paid in escrow to support dogs: $1,000,000. Getting to come in to a blowout and run up the score on your former team because they released you when you went to jail: classless.

9.) Flozell Adams is the dirtiest player the NFC East has seen in a while. Jon Runyan, Shaun O'Hara, Antonio Pierce, and Brian Dawkins didn't hold a candle to him.Leg whipping a defender who beat you is one thing, but attacking him from behind?

10.) Why isn't the shovel pass in every playbook? Has it ever not worked near the goalline? Easily the most underrated and underutilized trick play in the league.

Limerick of the Week

As the calender turns to Deemeber
The wood in fireplaces are covered with ember
This aint no joke
The Cowvoys'll choke
They've done so as long as I can remember.

Peace

Week 12 Tuesday Afternoon Reserve Punter

So Tiger Woods crashed his car. So his wife may or may not have been attacking him with a golf club. Why does everyone care so much? If he's not getting arrested, he doesn't owe us any more information than he's already given. Why are we, as society, so fascinated with anyone with any fame's personal lives? Why have we become such a paparazzi society?

"Oooh look! That actor who's only played backup roles in terrible movies was picking his nose and we got pictures!" "Check it out, this actress was harassed by a cameraman at an airport and she told them to leave her alone! Isn't this great?"

I don't get it. I don't get all the interest. In fact, I feel sorry for the harassees. I know, it's hard to imagine feeling bad for people who are filthy rich, but they are human. Have you ever seen that show TMZ on TV? It's the most retarded thing. They'll show a bunch of people in a staff room telling their boss what lame thing they have on a pseudo-celebrity, then one of them will make a really crappy joke, but everyone'll laugh as if they were listening to George Carlin.

That's another thing. It's usually barely famous people. The real stars know how to get their privacy, so you won't be seeing anything about them anyway unless they do something really stupid. And the targets of the paparazzi can do no right. If they ignore the people, they're portrayed as being a snob. If they interact at all without giving anything to them, then the paparazzo'll be emboldened to keep trying to envoke some juicy response. If they cooperate, then they're desperate for attention. If they get angry, that's just gold.

Alright, on to the TARP

Week 12 Power Rankings

1.) N.O. Saints

2.) Indy Colts

3.) Minny Vikings

4.) S.D. Chargers

5.) N.E. Patriots

6.) Dallas Cowboys

7.) Arizona Cardinals

8.) Philly Eagles

9.) Cincy Bengals

10.) G.B. Packers

Week 12 Thoughts I Think I Thought About Thinking

1.) I realize everyone's sick of it, but one last thing on concussions. Hines Ward needs to shut up. That's what's wrong with the NFL, questioning a guy's toughness because he sits out a game. The problem with concussions is that you can't see one. You could see a seperated shoulder, a broken ankle, busted knee, but you don't see the effects of a concussion. A player can seem completely fine, until they get hit in the head and they're out cold again.

Matt Stafford exemplifies the problem perfectly. He was lauded for coming back into a game after hurting his shoulder, in obvious pain. People with concussions think they've got to do the same. It's the old school mentality in the NFL of "tape it up and get back in there". The players with the mindset of the 70s and the 80s consider it soft to sit out because of a concussion. They were apparently the tough ones, but they'd be considered soft by those who played in leather helmets. Why don't people get it? The game's evolved a long way. From a barbaric affair that was little more than a gang fight to a cerebral struggle of two sides that are almsot physical equals.

The game's still evolving. Go with it. Protect people with concussions. Protect them from the media. Protect them from their teammates. Most of all, protect them from themselves. Hire independent neurologists to inspect the players after every game. If they so much as suspect a concussion for any reason, the player gets placed on IR. That's it, season's over. I don't care about any of the other injuries in football, but head injuries could be life altering during and after the playing career.

2.) Is there a rule in the NFL that states that if a player has two last names he has to be at least decent? Jones-Drew, Sims-Walker, Fletcher-Baker, Randle-El. It works almost everytime. However, the player can have two last names, but two first names nullifies the effect, like BenJarvus Green-Ellis.

3.) Adrian Peterson can no longer be considered easily the best HB in the NFL.Chris Johnson's simple amazing.

4.) Fantasy experts are worse than the regular NFL experts. I'm convinced that they don't even watch the games. They simple crunch numbers. If I was given all the fantasy stats that ESPN puts at their experts' disposal, I could do a better job than Matt Berry. They don't help you at all. Last week, the players they said should be picked up were: Rock Cartwright (the two HBs ahead of him on the depth chart were seriously hurt and he had a big game), Bernard Scott (had a big week filling in for hurt starter Cedric Benson), and Fred Jackson (already should be owned in most leagues). Aren't those pickups obvious? Those are all at least a week late. A fantasy expert needs to help me get a player before he explodes, not after.

If that wasn't enough to realize the ineptitude of fantasy experts' knowledge of football, one needs only to go to Matt Berr's column last week. He's trying to make some joke about calling Kerry Rhodes "butthead" so he and Revis could be "Revis and Butthead." Fine, whatever, I don't care about that. What I do care about is when he says that he wants to call Rhodes that, he says it's not because he doesn't lile Rhodes, "he's fantastic". Kerry Rhodes was benched the next day due to poor performance. Nice job there by Berry.

5.) Vince Young might soon step out of being a Jeff George Phenom and being a legit NFL starting QB. He's making everyone forget why he was benched in the first place. Think back, it wasn't really because of performance. It was attitude and the fact that Collins was winning. Well, attitudes can be changed and Collins is no longer winning. Of course, we do need to wait and see how Young responds to some real adversity to see if his attitude's really changed, but that 99 yard game winning drive he had was amazing, topped only be the final play. The throw to Britt could be something to build a career off of. Speaking of Britt...

6.) How about these Rutgers guys, huh? Kenny Britt seems like he's going to be a really good WR in years to come, and Ray Rice is already among the best backs in the league. Who knew Rutgers could produce stars?

7.) Listening to the Jets radio broadcast last week was hilarious. Any Mark Snchez throw that didn't end up as an interception was applauded for being a smart decision. It was ral fun listening.

8.) It seemed that Brian Dawkins took the Eagles' defense to Denver with him to play the Giants. The was the Broncos played, I have no doubt that the coaching staff picked Dawkins's brain on how to attack. That would confuse the Giants because it was probably different from how they looked on tape all year. But, how different could it really have been? They only had a couple of days to implement the game plan. Maybe that was their regular defense, but it sure looked like how the Eagles played in the playoffs last year. Good job all around there.

9.) The Colts will not go 16-0 and the Saints will not go 19-0. Done and done.

10.) College note this week. USC and UCLA played their annual game last week. They've a very heated rivalry over the years. With under two minutes left, USC had the ball and were up by two TDs. Game over. Pete Carrol has a history of running up the score, but told his team to kneel down and end the game- except UCLA coach Rick Nuheisel wasn't content with that. He called a timeout. So USC responded by throwing a long TD pass on the next play. I think UCLA was in the wrong here for complaining afterwards. They called timeout, indicating that they didn't consider the game over. That they wouldn't let USC just kneel on the ball to end it, so USC responded in kind. IF UCLA wanted to call timeout, they should've been ready for a response and should've stopped the pass play. Plain and simple.

Limerick of the Week

The Browns think they have a quick fix

LeBron at tight end would sell some tix

But LeBron should know

That he shouldn't go

He could suit up for the Giants when he joins the Knicks

Peace

Week 11 Teusday Afternoon Reserve Punter

Okay, I;d really appreciate that if I've got someething in my nose, that someone would tell me. It's not rude. It's the right thing to do. I'd much rather you let me know than walk around all day like that. It's like if someone's paants are unzipped, let them know. A second of embarassment pales in comparison to what you're sentencing them to otherwise.

People are going crazy with the release of the new Twilight movie. I don't get it, really, but I've come to grips with the fact that I won't get why an unoriginal story about werewolves and vampires is so enthralling. I also understand that people won't understand why I like some of the stuff I like, for example, superhero movies. I'm fine with that.

What I don't get, however, what I've never gotten is why people go so crazy for the release of a movie. I've never gotten that worked up for a movie. The movie I've gotten the most excited about pre-release was probably The Simpsons. Still, I'd never wait in line, in costume, to see it. In fact, it was just a matter of coincidence that I saw it the day it was released. Really, it was. We'd gone to the mall. While the girls were going to spend hours window shopping, a few of us decided to go see amoive. When we got to the theatre, we saw that the only movie starting within a half an hour was, in fact, The Simpsons.

To be fair, though, I'd been a fan of the show for 15 years and had been anticipating a movie for almost as long. So my excitement, was somewhat justified. Yet, the way people get when a new Star Wars comes out, or Harry Potter, or Twilight, seems beyond comprehension. I envy those people. To be that excited about something must be tremendous.

Anyway, on to the TARP

Week 11 Power Rankings

1.) Indy Colts
2.) N.O. Saints
3.) Minny Vikings
4.) N.E. Patriots
5.) S.D. Chargers
6.) Zona Cardinal
7.) Dallas Cowboys
8.) Cincy Bengals
9.) G.B. Packers
10.)

Week 11 Thoughts I Think I Thought About Thinking

1.) Terrible losses by both the Steelers and the Bengals. The Steelers loss was far worse. The Bengals were coming off a few huge divisional wins and travelled west to play a weak team with huge Jeff George Phenomenon potential. Classic trap game. That said, the way Cincy lost was horrible with Caldwell fumbling the kickoff at the end. Keep in mind though, Cincy's got two fluke losses this year.

2.) The Lions-Browns game was a picture perfect example of why my idea for a the NFL just putting the crappy teams together. Yes, you'll take away some huge upsets like Chiefs-Steelers and Raiders-Bengals, but you make up for that with absolute classics like Lions-Browns. Forget the UFL, I'd much rather watch this. Anyway, as for the game itself, the ending was tremendous. Enough's been said about how gutsy Matt Stafford was, don't need me to harp on it. What I do want to talk about is the two coaches.

First, Jim Caldwell, what are you doing? That's your franchise running out there with a potentially seperated shoulder! This game's not that important. You can't risk the health of your organization's future. You could see see Stafford mouthing after the play, "It popped out!" while holding his left shoulder. Dumb.

3.) I am not fan of Eric Mangini. Never liked him as a head coach. Liked him even less with how he handled the QB situation all this year. However, I'm hearing people ripping Mangini for calling a timeout after the pass interference call. Either to argue the call or, as he said,, to get the right personel on the field. Critics are saying that the timeout was dumb because it allowed Stafford to come back in to the game to toss the gwinning TD, he wouldn't have been aloowed in otherwise. There is absolutely no way Mangini should've known Stafford would return from the hit he took.

Whatever the reason for him calling timeout, it wasn't a terrible decision. It turned out to hurt him, but he did nothing wrong there. This is a classic example of media reacting to a result rather than the decision. If Stafford came back in and thre an incomplete pass, or got hurt, Caldwell would've been destroyed for letting Stafford back in. Now, though< Mangini gets ripped solely because they lost.

4.) It's got to be said, Brett Favre is having an unbelievable season, all things considered. Media love aside, Favre deserves a ton of credit. Not saying he doesn't get enough, we all know he does, but still he's playing great.

5.) With all the throwback jerseys the NFL's played with this year, it was only a matter of time before they played a "Throwback Offense" game like they did with Cowboys-Redskins.

6.) After just a little more maturation and consistancy with his intermediate routes, DeSean Jackson will joing Larry Fitzgerald and the Johnsons in the elite group of WRs. Moreover, he and Maclin have the potential to be the best WR tandem in the NFL down the road.

7.) The Texans lost last night, partly because they decided to settle for a 49 yard FG atempt for the win. Most people are saying that the Texans had enough time to run another play, call timeout, and set up for a shorter FG try. This is true, but the kicker's got to make th kick. An NFL kicker should be able to make that kick. No, it's not a chip shot by any means, but it's not 59 yards. That's your job, make the kick.

8.) Jay Cutler is rattled. That's the only explanation for why he's missing WRs running wide open deep. It seems he's trying to avoid a pick so much that he's trying to be too perfect. He wasn't putting any air on the deep balls. A bad NFL QB could make the throws he was missing.

9.) I've no idea why Rex Ryan hasn't benched the Sanchise. Not to start a game, but during a game that he's stinking up the joint, sit him down. Give him a breather. Let him watch. Tell him he's going to start the following week, no problem, but let him sit for a half.

10.) Note to the Jets and their great CB Revis: You got psyched out so badly this week. The Jets wanted to make sure Moss didn't go off because of all the pre game talking, they forgot to cover Welker. Even after the game, the Jets wanted to point out how great Revis played (Moss did catch a TD in front of him). You know, as great as Revis is, why not put him on the guy who's single handedly murdering your team in the passing game. The Jets wouldn't do it, it might've been percieved as if Revis was scared of Moss or something, so Welker did whatever he wanted. Make adjustments people!

Limerick of the Week

The Chicago Bear train has run of the track
The Monsters of the Midway have gotten real whack
Cutler throwin a pick
Didn't make me as sick
As Devin Hester showing us his crack

Peace

Week 10 Tuesday Afternoon Reserve Punter

Got drawn in to watching a few hours of the History Channel this past weekend. It got me thinking how ridiculously unreliable history is. One special was on the Battle Of Thermopylae. The famous last stand that the movie 300 was based on, where 300 Spartans (Joined by 1000 other Greeks shhhh!) stood up and got slaughtered by a gigantic Persian army. My big issue with the historical account, as was the case with a lot of the real old stories, there was one historian who took account of the battle. One guy. How do we know his credibility? Is it at all possible that the armies were evenly numbered, but the Greeks got slaughtered? The entire account is scribed by a Greek, who could have written anything to make his side look better. Not possible? Forget possible, it's friggin probable.

Yet, we choose to believe what this guy says, but people choose not to believe religious history. Be it Biblical history, Quranic history, people choose not to consider them reliable, but one Greek saying that 300 Spartans fought against hundreds of thousands Persians? Completely credible. They even had a quote from him when he was recounting a meeting before the battle. The Persians sent over an officer telling the Greeks to stand down because they were grossly outnumbered, saying "Our arrows will block out the Sun." A Greek officer replies, "Then we shall fight our battle in the shade!" You're telling me that exchange happened? That doesn't sound a bit like embellishment?

Week 10 Power Rankings

1.) Indy Colts

2._ N.O. Saints

3.) Minny Vikings

4.) Cincy Bengals

5.) N.E. Patriots

6.) S.D. Chargers

7.) Zona Cardinals

8.) Pitt Steelers

9.) Denver Broncos

Week 10 Thoughts I Think I Thought About Thinking

1.) After a football weekend like this past one, I wish I wrote a MARP. Anyway, let's start with the hot topic of the week: BB's decision to go for it on fourth and 2. Not sure if it was the right call, but it was not as horrible a call as its being made out to be.A call should not be judged by its outcome. Peter King does it perfectly, he compares it to Grady Little. Little did not make a terrible call, he stuck with a tiring ace in a must win rather than to turn to a terrible bullpen that lost them many games that year, including that one. They lost, so he got ripped. I hate second guessing.

2.) Now, as for the call itself, let's think of it this way. If they converted, the Pats win. If they don't they all but guarantee that the Colts win. So basically, it's like going for two down by one with no time left, something I've always backed. Now I realize it's not a perfect parallel, when down by two the team is down, but it is comparable in that you decide to try to win with the ball in your hands. When a coach goes for two and the win and succeeds, the media loves him. So why rip the coach in this situation?

3.) I heard people talking about MJD's kneel down. Down by one with about a minute left, the Jags had the ball around the Jets 10. The Jets decide to let the Jags score so they could get the ball back with time left. MJD took a knee at the one. He not only ran more clock, but also picked up a first down so the Jags could run out the clock and kick an extra point to win. I heard people questioning if it was the right move citing the fact that something could've gone terribly wrong on the kick. Yes, that is true, but you can't play that way. With that argument, something could go horribly wrong when the Jets get the ball. If you can't convert an extra point with no time left, you didn't deserve to win. Also, if it was such a terrible decision, why did it upset the Jets? The J-E-T-S JetsJetsJets wanted him to score. It seems fairly obvious that what the opposition wants is usually directly in conflict with what's good for you.

4.) The NFL needs to step in when it comes to concussions. A concussed player needs to be put on IR. Don't mess around. There are whispers that Westbrook's career might be over because he came back too fast. Forget his career, think about his life! You don't want your players to have serious head problems after they retire. Then when you consider the fact that Westbrook's a running back, it makes zero sense. The defense knows he's coming back from a concussion, they're going to pound his head as much as possible. The NFL needs to step in, hire all the medical staff, and decide that a concussed player is not eligible to play for the remainder of the year.

5.) It has to be said, the assuming Orton's healthy, as of now the Broncos made out tremendously from their preseason trade with Chicago.

6.) Can we just put the Browns, Chiefs, Raiders, and Lions in one division and just have them play each other every week?Nobody wants to see Ravens - Browns, so let's do it. It doesn't have to be permanent. This division would not get a playoff spot and the teams will be like the England Premiership, where if a team is crappy for a couple of year and a member of the division is showing signs of life, the flip flop. Why not?

7.) One last thing about BB's decision. He did make a huge mistake in that last drive. He burned all his timeouts, uselessly, and was unable to challenge the fourth down play. That was inexcusable.

8.) Okay, Mangini needs to step away from the quarterbacks. Let Quinn play out the rest of the year. You're not going anywhere, so find out what you have.

9.) Memo to the Jets defense: Make one, just one, late game stand then you could talk.

10.) There will not be an undefeated team this year..

Limerick of the Week

There's waddles Rex Ryan

Stating how his defense be flyin'

They talk real tough

This month's been rough

And now the coah has started cryin'

Peace

Week 9 Tuesday Afternoon Reserve Punter

In the past few years, well, decade I guess, the trend in Hollywood has been to make nostalgic movies. Movies for adults about characters they grew up with as kids. At first, these movies were targeted for all audiences, but lately they've gone more to just adults. Movies like The Drak Knight and Wtachmen especially. There've been movies about comic book heroes, cartoons (Transformers, G I Joe), and video games (Doom, Final Fantasy, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter). My question is where is the Legend of Zelda movie?

It seems painfully logical to make such a movie. The stories are basically written out for you within the games. Fantasy movies like LOTR have gotten great success. With all the volumes in the Zelda series, it could become a franchise. I don't understand why it hasn't been don yet. You could take almost any game and make it into two, not one, movies. Like Ocarina of Time could be split into a young Link and adult Link movie. Link to the Past could easily be done with part one being the quest for the Master Sword and part two being the journeys in the Dark World. Each game has a great story written out perfectly. All that needs to be done is to have it adapted.

So why hasn't it been done?

Week 9 Power Rankings

1.) N.O. Saints

2.) Indy Colts

3.) Minny Vikings

4.) N.E. Patriots

5.) Pittsburgh Steelers

6.) Cincy Bengals

7.) Denver Broncos

8.) Dallas Cowboys

9.) S.D. Chargers

10.) Philly Eagles

Week 9 Thoughts I Think I Thought About Thinking

1.) and 2.) Everyone's focusing in on the conservative play calling down the stretch of the Giants - Chargers game. A game the Giants had to have. Up by three, the defense picked Rivers off and returned to the Chargers four. From there the Giants ran four plays. The first one, a run that took the ball to the one, was penalized for holding so it became first and goal from the 14. From their the Giants ran the ball three times, forcing the Chargers to burn two timeouts. Giants kicked a field goal and gave SD the ball with over two minutes left to play. They proceeded to march down the field and score the winning TD. The play calling issue arises with the three runs. Manning had been playing a very good game, so why not give him at least one shot at the end zone to put the game away? That's playing not to lose in a near must win game.

That's the issue most people are bringing up. My issue is with the coaching handbook that everyone seems to follow. This might sound crazy at first, but my issue is with the fourth down play call. In my opinion, that was a four down situation. Eli Manning said after the Super Bowl that in a game winning drive he'd rather be down by four than three. The reason being that down by three you tend to get safe once in gield goal range and play for a tie. The same could be said about six. If an offense would rather be down by four than three, then they'd rather be down by 6 than 3. It's the same thing. So on fourth and goal at the 4 you go for the end zone and the win. If you fail, you give the opponents the ball at their own four down by three. They're looking for a field goal. That's it. Of course, if there was under a minute left, you kick the FG, but over two minutes with the opponents holding one more timeout. I say you go for it. The risk/reward factor is worth it. If you fail, you'll get ripped in the media, but that's the problem as well. Too many coaches play it safe so they won't get ripped in the media.

3.) Another thing that came out of that game was the re hashing of the 2004 draft and who made the right move and who's the best QB. The three QBs in question all have different skill sets. Ben is the most physically gifted of the group; strongest arm and scrambling. Rivers is the most accurate of the three, but is a statue. Manning is the headiest QB of the group, sets protection calls out blitzes and audibles as well as anyone in the game not named Manning. As for which teams got the right guy and who got the wrong one, I think the way it broke down, each QB went to the best situation for him and each team got the right QB for their organization.

4.) I was going to say how dumb it was for Tampa, a winless team at the time, to wear throwbacks to a time when they managed to go a whole season winless, but they won. That shut me up. Maybe they should wear those until they lose.

5) I seriously hope that there is no punishment for Ochocinco for trying to "bribe" the refs. Ochocinco gets annoying at times, but he was just goofing around. No harm done.

6,) I've come 180 degrees on the Wildcat. Sort of. Only with the Dolphins. Most teams use the Wildcat as trick plays, but Miami keeps it as a key part of their offense. Also, they've got it mastered. They're willing to use it on any situation and use it effectively.

7.) I'm hearing a ton of praise for the job Jim Caldwell is doing for Indy and I'm not sure I agree. The more I see of the Colts, the more I'm convinced that the entire offense is run by Peyton. The defense is not too good. The whole team is the offense and the whole offense is Peyton so the whole team is Peyton.

8.) This makes me wonder how good a coach Tony Dungy actually was. I've always found him a bit overrated. I've heard people argue that Jon Gruden won in Tampa with Dungy's team so that's a win for Dungy, but I'd argue that if that's true and the only difference in the team not winning one year and winning the next year was the head coach. Then the problem was probably the head coach. Then he goes to Indy, a team ready to win. A team with one of the greatest QBs in NFL history. A team's whose only weakness was defense so they bring in a defensive minded coach. Defense does not improve and they manage to win only one SUper Bowl though having the best team in the league for a few years. I think Dungy gets HOF credit because everyone wants a great black head coach so his credentials were inflated. Luckily though, there is a great black head coach in the NFL, he's in Pittsbuirgh. And there's another one growing in San Francisco.

9.) Cornerbacks do not make enough money. Simple. That's the reason there's such a short supply of great ones. If a guy with that much athleticism can catch, he plays reciever. They make more money. It's only if his hands aren't great that he goes to DB. If, however, DBs were given more money, money that they deserve because great DBs change a game, and publicity great athletes would jump on that side as well because there's less competition there.

10.) I'd sign up for a Colts Saints SB right now.

Limerick of the Week

The 08 Lions have nothing to fear

They're drinking champagne or beer

Tampa one their game

To avoid their shame

0-16 is safe for another year.

Peace

Week 8 Tuesday Afternoon Reserve Punter

Just came from fulfilling my civil obligation of voting for one jerk who doesn't give a damn about me, nor can relate to me at any level, over another jerk who doesn't give a damn about me, nor can relate to me at any level, on the sole basis that Jerk A is affiliated with the political party that seems less likely to run this country to the ground. Oversimplified? Possibly. Ignorant? Probably. Mostly National? Definitely.

I'm glad election season's over. Absolutely hate political ads. They're so obviously slanted and contain zero pertinent information. What all political ads boil down to is two things. First, they'll basically slander the opponent by taking one thing he or she said out of context, blow it way out of proportion, and somehow tie that in to everything the opponent stands for. Oh and the opponent's image will always, ALWAYS, be in black and white and he'll be making some weird face. Then they'll show whoever the ad's for in full color interacting with families, mostly children, without a coast and the sleeves of his dress shirt rolled up. How that means I should vote for him, I don't know, but apparently it works. Truth be told, the more ads I see for a politician, the more I begin to dislike him.

Okay, first a disclaimer before this week's TARP: My family pulled one of it's vintage scheduling screwjobs on me and I was unable to watch any football on Sunday. None. So, unfortunately, I won't be able to analyze the games as brilliantly as I usually do. Most of this will be from box scores, highlights, and other columns.

Week 8 Power Rankings

1.) N.O. Saints
2.) Indy Colts
3.) N.E. Patriots
4.) Pittsburgh Steelers
5.) Minny Vikings
6.) Denver Broncos
7.) Cincy Bengals
8.) Philley Eagles
9.) Atlanta Falcons
10.) Baltimore Ravens

Week 8 Thoughts I Think I Thought About Thinking

1.) As much as it would have sucked, I wish I'd seen the Giants game. I could have give you a better thought of what I think they did wrong. Fortunately, though, the answer seems clear: Everything. I've no idea what happened to Manning. He started off the season tremendously, but has faltered the pass two games. The Saints exposed the Giants safeties and every team knows it not. They still can't get pressure. Speaking of which, I'm done with this whole moving defensive ends all along the line to confuse the offense and get more pressure. No. It's a like the Wildcat. You can be successful with it, but if that's all you have you're in trouble. They need to get back to lining up traditional tackles in the middle to get a push and have the ends try to come around the edge.

2.) "If Favre does play this year, the Vikings will lose at Lambeau" Just the type of foresight you've come to expect from the TARP.

3.)- 9) Really should've known that Young would play well. He's a prefect candidate for the Jeff George Phenomenon (someone else has probably printed this, sorry for that. But I have had this idea for a while). This happens when a physically gifted QB who's been a backup for a while finally gets ino the starting lineup after much clamoring by the fans. The QB will usually have to have a different skill set than the starter, but will almost always have one fatal flaw. The backup QB gets in and defenses aren't really ready for him and he goes on a hot stretch. This stretch varies in time. It could be a few games, half a season, a whole season. It's just until one defense finally says "Wait a minute, he's Jeff George!" and capitalizes on his fatal flaw and everyone remembers why he was a backup.

Notable Jeff George phenoms : Kerry Collins, Alex Smith, Old Randall Cunningham, Old Warren Moon, Doug Flutie, Tommy Maddox, Derek Anderson, Kent Graham, Jeff George (Washington), Jeff George (Minny), AJ Feely, the Detmers, Rob Johnson, Quincy Carter, Trent Edwards, Danny Kanell, Chad Henne, Vinny Testaverde, Jon Kitna

The key to the Jeff George Phenomenon is that defenses should not be ready for him at all. That's where Eric Mangini messed up trying to hide who his starting QB was at the start of the year. If he'd said at the start of training camp "Quinn is our guy" and didn't waver at all, Anderson would have performed when Quinn was pulled. Hiding your starter nullifies all Jeff George potential.

Of course, there are players like Brady and Warner who go on to play really well. They're not Jeff George phenoms, they were great QBs in hiding. They were given a shot and they showed their talent. You have to disappear in to relative obscurity to be a Jeff George Phenom. You disappear on to some team's roster waiting to for your chance to be reborn as another Jeff George Phenom.

10.) Was it cheap that I wasted so many numbers on one topic? Yeah, probably, but again didn't see the games, don't get paid, and the Yanks are in the World Series. Any complaints should be sent to my editor.

Limerick of the Week

The Giants were destroyed by the Eagles
Mistreated like a team full of Smeagols
Don't see how.
They swin it all now.
They're best player's Jeff Feagles.

Peace.